All filmmakers must die.
Especially the ones who think it’s a good idea to make a movie about werewolves.
I hate to say it, but most werewolf films suck, and not because they show us as mindless, man-eating monsters - there are some of us who are like that. I’m like that myself, actually, on a few occasions, when it’s necessary. No, the reason most werewolf films suck is because the makers have no idea what a good story is. They either have a plot full of holes, characters so bland and underdeveloped they don’t exist in the third dimension, or even worse, both.
This doesn’t bother my little sister Pam. She’s almost twelve, and she watches any and every movie she finds (and is allowed to watch). Werewolf movies, however, we watch together so we can share in the experience of tearing it apart. We usually perform this ritual on Friday nights when I’ve get home from the college campus and she gets home from schoo
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